$88.00
Because remakes always suck.
The Last House on the Left (1972) VHS
Director: Wes Craven
To avoid fainting, keep repeating "It's only a movie...It's only a movie..."
You're vintage. You shop at Urban Outfitters. You doesn't afraid of anything. You must add this piece of entertainment to your books I've never read shelf. What screams, "I'm RETRO!" better than a VHS tape of some cheesy horror movie that is about to be remade? Nothing, that's what. Oh wait, no, that Rainbow Brite t-shirt might win in a head-to-head fight with prison rules.