$25.00
**Brand New and Sealed**
Hippo Safari Pez Dispensers... these are impossible to find, beyond awesome, and will result in maximum profit. In a given day, mine has saved my life on numerous occasions and has protected me from involvement in any and all instances of fail. I dont know how I ever lived without it. It gets me on the set of rap videos with it's unbelievable propensity towards bling, and I dont care if you've stopped reading by this point, hurry the /f/ up* and buy one before I just give em to Chris and Alex.
*You have until Black History Month... for serious, then the pool's closed.
As of 4/16/09, Disregard that, I suck cocks